Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?
Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the # &%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
I'm sorry. What was the question?
Posted by poody at 9:52 AM::
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9 Comments:
LMAO!! That is the truth!! :)
Poody:
Could you email me at my yahoo address--rebelknitster@yahoo.com
Thanks....
Tee hee!
Damn men;p
Haaaaahaha! Wow, for a minute there I thought my mum was blogging ;)
I have a confession! I changed my FIRST light bulb at 28. I never had to do it before until I got a place of my own.
Also I don't know how to change a car tire because I don't own one.
BUT I know where is the best place to get inexpensive Thai food or a great burger. :-)
Yikes! I will forever fear the wrath of a menopausal woman thanks to my mom who went through early menopause.
I'm still shaking.
What i always laugh at id the people who replace the fuses in plugs with screws, so as to stop the fuse blowing.
Hmmm.
Cunning.
Oh My God, Steph; Does that mean I could be your mother?????
So true, so true. So sad Poody.... Ironic snickering is accompanying this comment.....
Menopause sounds so much like PMS. LOL
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