Amber Alert
I am writing this to all you mothers of young girls out there. I was at my friend Jana's house this weekend and I heard the most disturbing news!We were talking with Jana's daughter and one of her friends,Amber. We were talking about boys and the hottness of them and the subject of making out came up. Now, before I go any further, I want you to think about this next question. What does the term making out mean to you? To me, making out is kissing with tongues and that is it!
According to Amber and what I perceive to be the young women of making out age(14 and up) making out is any and everything but vaginal intercourse. That is to say dickage! HELLO! WTF?? Yeh, ladies these girls are under the impression that sucking dick and eating pussy is all making out!
I have no children but you ladies out there, I have one big question for you... What in the BLUE HELL have you been teaching your daughters?? Are you all smoking crack or what?? Om my god! Somebody stop the maddness! If it is something you can pay someone to do to you then it is sex! Sucking dick and eating pussy is oral SEX people! A hand job is sex! Anytime a dick appears in the scenario it is SEX!I am appaled at the whole thing! I mean come on! Teach these girls something!
A blow job is much more intimate than vaginal sex if you ask me. I mean you have someone's dick in your face! In your mouth for gripes' sake! A blow job is not handed out willy nilly girls! This is a reward, a priviledge, a buisness propostion!Yes, a business proposition! Say, your boyfriend gives you an iced coffee, you kiss him and say thank you!He gives you a Christmas present of perfume, you kiss him and say thank you! He gives you a diamond engagement ring, you kiss him and give him a blow job! Diamonds exchanged= blow job. Blow jobs are the mecca of sex girls. Men love them so much! A way to a man's heart is not thru his stomach, it is thru his pecker and believe me when I say that a blow job is their favorite thing! If you are gonna go around giving them out every day then they lose their status! It would be like having Christmas every day!No, no, no! No blow jobs or hand jobs are to be done with making out!
Amber was very popular in high school! Yeh, I bet she was. I told Jana's daughter that there are girls out there who give blow jobs but they are sluts! Dop not be a slut girls and please nip this misconception in the bud! These little chickys are gonna upset the palying field!
Ok now to recap, making out involves kissing with tongues and that is it. No feeling up, no hand or blow jobs no dicks at all. Dry humping is heavy petting. Never touch a dick until the time is right and if you have any confusion as to when that is then refer to the above! Now, get out there and make me proud!
Steph, you are a young girl who says she never has sex. Well, now I am wondering about you. I mean if this is any indication of what you young'uns think of as making out then you have certainly been doing alright for yourself then! Say it ain't so Steph!
I am writing this to all you mothers of young girls out there. I was at my friend Jana's house this weekend and I heard the most disturbing news!We were talking with Jana's daughter and one of her friends,Amber. We were talking about boys and the hottness of them and the subject of making out came up. Now, before I go any further, I want you to think about this next question. What does the term making out mean to you? To me, making out is kissing with tongues and that is it!
According to Amber and what I perceive to be the young women of making out age(14 and up) making out is any and everything but vaginal intercourse. That is to say dickage! HELLO! WTF?? Yeh, ladies these girls are under the impression that sucking dick and eating pussy is all making out!
I have no children but you ladies out there, I have one big question for you... What in the BLUE HELL have you been teaching your daughters?? Are you all smoking crack or what?? Om my god! Somebody stop the maddness! If it is something you can pay someone to do to you then it is sex! Sucking dick and eating pussy is oral SEX people! A hand job is sex! Anytime a dick appears in the scenario it is SEX!I am appaled at the whole thing! I mean come on! Teach these girls something!
A blow job is much more intimate than vaginal sex if you ask me. I mean you have someone's dick in your face! In your mouth for gripes' sake! A blow job is not handed out willy nilly girls! This is a reward, a priviledge, a buisness propostion!Yes, a business proposition! Say, your boyfriend gives you an iced coffee, you kiss him and say thank you!He gives you a Christmas present of perfume, you kiss him and say thank you! He gives you a diamond engagement ring, you kiss him and give him a blow job! Diamonds exchanged= blow job. Blow jobs are the mecca of sex girls. Men love them so much! A way to a man's heart is not thru his stomach, it is thru his pecker and believe me when I say that a blow job is their favorite thing! If you are gonna go around giving them out every day then they lose their status! It would be like having Christmas every day!No, no, no! No blow jobs or hand jobs are to be done with making out!
Amber was very popular in high school! Yeh, I bet she was. I told Jana's daughter that there are girls out there who give blow jobs but they are sluts! Dop not be a slut girls and please nip this misconception in the bud! These little chickys are gonna upset the palying field!
Ok now to recap, making out involves kissing with tongues and that is it. No feeling up, no hand or blow jobs no dicks at all. Dry humping is heavy petting. Never touch a dick until the time is right and if you have any confusion as to when that is then refer to the above! Now, get out there and make me proud!
Steph, you are a young girl who says she never has sex. Well, now I am wondering about you. I mean if this is any indication of what you young'uns think of as making out then you have certainly been doing alright for yourself then! Say it ain't so Steph!
Posted by poody at 7:45 AM::
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Certainly over here, I think it IS so.
From what I see, teenagers now move from childhood to adulthood, without stopping for adolescence.
LMAO! Aint no dick been in any of my orifices in nearly two years. That includes my mouth!!
It's sad but true, even down here, teens think "hooking up" (what Aussie kids call it) means everything BUT intercourse.
Oral sex is actually very popular (I do a tonne of focus groups for work and I know for a fact that they believe it's SAFER than sex in regards to pregnancy AND STD's)
I don't know who is dishing out this sex ed, but it's creating a generation of misinformed and misguided teens.
I'm with Steph. When I was in college, we called "hooking up" everything but. I do know that now, for some people, it means everything. Making out meant kissing and groping.
I was a late bloomer. I don't know what the hell some of these kids are thinking.
Whatever happened to the good old days?? WHAT EVER HAPPENED!!!???
I'm locking my kids up...I swear it!
Scary, isn't it? As the mother of teenagers, it's a carnival ride and a half. Boys still think that their pleasure is a goal to be attained at whatever cost, and girls seem happy to oblige (He might not like me if I don't...), but I think that there are a lot of technical virgins out there, who maybe haven't done "the wild thing". Alcohol is a great dis-inhibitor. After commenting one day about the lack of thought put into intimacy by young people, I was told that "it was only sex". My reply to this was to "tell me that again after falling in love and really becoming intimate with the person of your dreams".
And condoms evidently aren't needed when giving head, either. Girls won't carry them as they don't want to look easy (hello?), and guys just don't think about it. So some things haven't changed. It's the fact that it starts so young that is the real issue. There are a few girls that I am aware of that have been very obliging since they were about 13, and I had to ask if it was because they genuinely enjoyed the act, the power and control, or if it was because they thought they had to. None answered in a confident way at all. I picked one girl up after a party one night and she was staying at my house, and in her crying-drunk stupor in the car on the way home, all she could say was "He didn't finish me off... Why didn't he finish me off????"... Talk about curdling my insides..... She wasn't even supposed to have been drinking that night. I think I said something along the lines of "Well that boys for you! Now shut up, or I'm taking you home to your parents...." Puhlease!!!
No way are they mature enough, my friends.
It seems to be a simple step from "hug-buddies" to "fuck-buddies", evidently.
At high school, a girl is popular with the boys if she "puts out", particularly of the oral kind, but she becomes a social joke from both boys and girls.
I have tried to instil respect into my kids, but who knows whether it really comes into their hormone-bombarded brains if the opportunity arises (so to speak).
But hell, as adults we can't get it right. How can we expect kids to?
Enough from me. >_<
I have heard the young people believe that oral sex isn't sex. Then why is it called oral SEX?
One of the things I worry about is that every force is met with an equal and stronger reaction. In sex-obsessed societites, where attempts at denial are uppermost (and I think the US is the premier example of this), a greater and opposite reaction is set up. Instead of sex being "normalised" it is made more dangerously attractive and exciting.
I believe there was once a US President who thought activities involving orifices, cigars, gums and mouths wasn't sex....
This story is just so old - good girls don't and good girls aren't "popular".....but it's moved on to another level.
Then again, when I was a younger person and juts starting out in the world of sex (30 years ago) oral sex - well cunnilingus - was virtually unheard of outside the porn realm. Certainly not in any sex ed books I heard about or read about (and I was brought up in a very open way - no prudishness).
I think the answer lies in being open with kids RIGHT FROM THE START. Answer kids questions as they arise, and ditch all this stupidity about "the talk" - and at the same time teach both boys and girls respect. But respect backed up with facts. That includes letting kids know sex is FUN, not, as they tried to tell us that it was only for married people makign babies. Crap. The kids found out that lie and seem to have been on a sex binge ever since!
Most important is the "if it's not on, it's not on" message - no condom, no sex. Forget pregnancies , think life sentences and AIDS.
Just a few random thoughts.
I agree with you all ans Sally you are right I blame Bill Clinton! We so talked about that too. I did not have sex with that woman! See whart he started!
I totally agree sista! ur right, what the HELL! do mothers think that THEIR daughters are NOT going to be the ones pregers at 15!! HELLO!! there was a comment not long ago on myspace , it was a video of a girl ( 12-13) dancing --i mean really getting into it! where does she see this --i only see this in clubs but she isnt old enough to get in . HER MOTHER was videoing this and shes prob the one who put it on the net!! that's fucking backwards! so...ok...that's enuff from me!!lol! love ya!
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